Notice the front man as he paces back and forth in and out of view of the camera. Curious. Perhaps he is nervous. Wrong! There were many a night where I would need energy supplement for a boost in "Front Man Enhancement". Seeing how I am a drug free front man, I used all unnatural products which follow:
Ingredients for front person energy boost:
- 2 liters of Jolt cola
- 1 bag of pure cane sugar
- 1 bag of bite size Snickers bars
Mixing Instructions:
- Mix 2 teaspoons of pure cane sugar per 8 ounces of Jolt cola
Dosage Directions:
1. Drink 16 ounces 2 hours before concert
- Eat 3 bite size Snickers per hour
- Drink 8 ounces 2 hours after start of concert
Caution:
Failure to follow instructions can result in overdose and may cause the following but not limited to:
anxiousness, nervousness, "lunatic" like seizures, violent episodes with band mates, turret syndrome, uncontrollable blame placing on band members equipment, naughtiness, irregular guitar player shoving during certain songs, sporadic set list changing, pacing, screaming, diminishing vocal control, insomnia, increased appetite for vocal monitor, etc. On this particular night of the video clip, I OD'd.